I've Got The Key, I've Got The Secret....

Address HWtype HWaddress Flags Mask Iface
uncrackable.security.isnt ether 09:F9:11:02:9D:74 C eth0
no.unbreakable.encryption ether E3:5B:D8:41:56:C5 C eth0
better.luck.next.time ether 63:56:88:C0:00:00 C eth0

Edit: Seeing it reported as a lead story on news.com.au (Essentially “The Australian” newspaper and it’s stablemates online) was hilarious.